funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
