funny Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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They log in.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic tricky If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
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They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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A giraffe on roller blades.
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A watch dog.
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Because the batteries died.
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I'm stuck on you.
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His Horse was called Sunday!
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Stable tennis.
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