Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What bird can write?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.