funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
