Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.