funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
