funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
