What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.