funnyshortWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funnyshortWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnylogicshort A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo's last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man," said the hobo.
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "You speak the truth."
The hobo spoke, "I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal."
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!"
What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?
The Zen Master learned that he should find a more privace place to meditate if he doesn't want to be interrupted by every vagabond that happens by.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
