funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
