funny What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funny punny What is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
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Because people are dying to get in!
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The gold fish.
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A toothless squirrel.
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Seven months old.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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When it become french fires.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
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Forget-me-nuts.
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In the dictionary.
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