funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
