funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
