funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
