funny What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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funny tricky Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
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A cat-a-logue.
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An investigator.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Stuffed.
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Practice, practice, practice.
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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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The rolls weren't good enough.
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Washington, DC.
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An umbrella.
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