Riddle #47

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?

What does a house wear?

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?

Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?

Why do elephants have wrinkles?