cleanfunnyshortWednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
cleanshortwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
cleanfunnylogicA blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanshortLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyshortHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
