# Riddle #1000

## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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## SpongeBob and Albert Einstein

What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
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## Bear caught in the rain

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
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## British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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## Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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## Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
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## Bear without ears

What do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
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## Flashlight

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
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