What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.