funny What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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funny What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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When it is too heavy to lift.
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A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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A watch dog.
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Practice, practice, practice.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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He pastaway.
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February because it's the shortest month.
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Because he found his honey.
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