funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
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funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
