funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
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funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
