What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
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What is the largest ant in the world?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.