funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
