Riddle #449

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

How do you get the attention of someone you love?

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?