funny If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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One drools, the other dribbles.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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He wants to see waterfall.
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Because she likes to rock and roll.
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To get a new crown.
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Because they were Wright (right).
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BOOts.
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A fowl weather.
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You hit Rock Bottom.
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