If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
What's green and loud?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?