funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
