funny If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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