funny If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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clean funny What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple clever What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
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