funny If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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Ice berg-ers!
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Good eyesight.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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A Bulldog.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
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Long time no sea.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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