funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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Cheerios.
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Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.