funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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They log in.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
