# Riddle #82

## Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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## Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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## Butter out of the window

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
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## Yellow dog

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
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## Sunday trip

A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
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## Eight days without sleep

How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
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## Black dog

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.
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## The center of Gravity

What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
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## Elephants and wrinkles

Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
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## Arrested in jail

Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.
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