# Riddle #82

## Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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## Teddy bears

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
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## The dress in the window

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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## Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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## A parrot

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
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## Money

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
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## Arrested in jail

Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.
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## Bomb

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
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## Starts with

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
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## A bird, squirrel, and a monkey

A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
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