stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
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stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
