funny What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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funny What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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Ad-dress.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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Address.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic simple What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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Santa Paws.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
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