funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
