funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
