What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What city has no people?
Which insect is the best in games?
What does a house wear?