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Sleep somewhere else.
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A spelling bee.
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Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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I am nuts about you.
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A bat.
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An umbrella.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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It's not tied to anything else!
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Seven months old.
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Two dogs.
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A newspaper.
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