funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
