funny What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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stupid funny What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
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FSH.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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Where is the popcorn?
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Glass.
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The Mississippi River.
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Two dogs.
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Stable tennis.
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You can't dig half a hole.
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Tell it a yolk.
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