What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
How do birds communicate?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
What is a lion’s favorite state?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?