funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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cleanfunnylogictrickyMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
