funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
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funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
