funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
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A watch dog.
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A hot dog.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
