What do you call a bee come from America?
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Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What city has no people?
Why was the broom late?
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.