funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
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Santa Paws.
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Because he is still living.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.