funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
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stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
