funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
