funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
