# Riddle #489

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## Which is faster?

Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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## Asking the bartender for a glass of water

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
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## Blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey

What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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## 50 rupee

Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
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## Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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## End of a rainbow

What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
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## Cross a parrot with a shark

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
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## 28 days

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
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## Where do fish keep their money

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
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## When you cross a cow with a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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