Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What bird can write?
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.