What part of London is in Brazil?
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunny
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.crazyfunnyshort
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.funnylogicmathshort
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
There are ten people in a house. Everybody wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assume everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?
0, because a taller person wants to shake hands with a shorter person. But the shorter person doesn't want to shake hands with him. funnylogicshort
A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo's last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man," said the hobo.
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "You speak the truth."
The hobo spoke, "I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal."
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!"
What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?
The Zen Master learned that he should find a more privace place to meditate if he doesn't want to be interrupted by every vagabond that happens by.cleanfunny
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!cleanfunnyshort
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanfunny
What kind of room has no doors or windows?