What part of London is in Brazil?
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Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.cleanfunnyshort
What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. animalcleanfunnyshort
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.cleanfunnylogic
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!funnylogicshort
Which city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.cleanfunnyshort
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.