funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
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cleanfunnyshortWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnylogicA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnylogicshort A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyshortWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
cleanfunnylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
