What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
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It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.