funny What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
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funny crazy Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
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I'm stuck on you.
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Two-lips.
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Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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Shall we go for a dip?
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QT.
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Penaltea.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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