funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
