funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
