funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
