funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funny punny What is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
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Stainless steal
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Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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By hareplane.
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They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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Depends on what you want to change it into!
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If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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Disc-o.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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On the river bank.
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