funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny dirty What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny crazy What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky detective Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
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