Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.