Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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What do ghosts wear on their feet?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.