Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?