funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
