# Riddle #460

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## Skeleton and party

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
75.13 %

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## Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
75.79 %

## Green and loud

What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
68.00 %
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## The astronauts cavity

What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
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## Scientists have proven

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
75.95 %

## The center of Gravity

What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
75.91 %

## Two keys that cannot open any doors

What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
67.64 %
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## What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
69.52 %

## What do sheep have?

Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
71.09 %

## Played all night till break of day

Four jolly men sat down to play, and played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for every one. Yet when they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts! Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
74.97 %