funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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See also best riddles or new riddles.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
