funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funny logic poems Four jolly men sat down to play,
and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny tricky What do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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