funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
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Address.
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A honey bunny.
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Your teeth.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
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A trombone.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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A flat cat.
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It was full of starfish.
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