funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.