funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
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funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
