funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
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cleanfunnyshortHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnylogicWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyshortYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnylogicmysteryscaryA woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo.
crazyfunnyshortWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnylogic One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
funnyshortWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnylogicpoemsshortThirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.
funnyshortHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
