Riddle #329

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?

Lucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?

What did the rug say to the floor?

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Which city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?