What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.cleanfunnyinterview
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!cleanfunnyshort
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!cleanfunnyshort
What never asks questions but is often answered?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.