funny What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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funny punny Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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Big holes all over Australia.
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Snowflakes.
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FSH.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
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If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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