What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What is black and white and read all over?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.