What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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What is a lion’s favorite state?
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What city has no people?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
What do ghosts wear on their feet?