funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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Maine.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
