funny What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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funny stupid crazy How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
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Your teeth.
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It has two banks.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
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Because it wasn’t raining.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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A hot dog.
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A baseball team.
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He presses the paws button.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
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