funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
