funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
