funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
