What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What is a fish without an eye?
What tea do hockey players drink?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?