funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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cleanfunnylogictrickyMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
