funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
