funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
