funny How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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Twig or treat.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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It overswept.
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It concentrates.
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Dingo Starr.
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A bat.
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BBBBBBBBB.
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Shall we go for a dip?
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Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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