How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Why was the broom late?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?