Riddle #476

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Friendly ocean

How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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A millionaire

A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3\$/packet from United states and sells them at 1\$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
71.93 %

What does a cat have

What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
76.96 %

Yellow dog

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
78.00 %

A city that has no people

It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
77.41 %

28 days

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
74.17 %

Pants pocket

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
75.19 %

What do polar bears eat for lunch

What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
72.17 %

How many seconds are there

How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
63.51 %

Black truck

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
73.98 %