How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
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Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
How do birds communicate?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.