How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.