funny How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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A bat.
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Itenticle.
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Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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Practice, practice, practice.
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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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A baseball team.
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In the dictionary.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because that was the last of August.
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A Jumbo Jet.
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