crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
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funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
