Riddle #707

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

What do you call a bear without an ear?

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?

What always sleeps with his shoes on?

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?

Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other. Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another. One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?" The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating. He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan. "All right," he said, and revealed his object. That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer. What did the other man choose?

A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?