How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnylogic
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.cleanfunnylogicshort
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.cleanfunny
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!cleanfunny
What is black and white and read all over?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.cleanfunnyshort
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".cleancrazyfunnyshort
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.