funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
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stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
