How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.animalfunny
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.funnylogic
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other.
Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another.
One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?"
The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating.
He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan.
"All right," he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer.
What did the other man choose?
He looked the man right in the eye and said "get in."cleanfunnylogic
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking. animalfunnyshort
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?