How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnylogic
One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.cleanfunny
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.animalfunnyshort
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.cleanfunny
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.funnyshort
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).