How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalcleanfunnyshort
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.funnyshort
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".funnyshort
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanfunny
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.cleanfunnyshort
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?funnyshortwhat am I
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!cleanfunnyshort
You have two cups. One cup is filled with black coffee and another cup is filled with black tea. Both cups are filled with equal quantity of respective beverages. Take one spoonful of black tea and mix with the cup of black coffee. Then take one spoonful of black coffee and mix it with the cup of black tea.
Now tell, me which cup has more liquid in it? Does the cup of black tea has more liquid or black coffee has more liquid?
Both cups have equal quantity of respective drink. You take one spoonful from tea and mix it with coffee and vice versa.animalcleanfunny
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?