funnyHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
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animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
animalcleanfunnyIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
funnylogicA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnyshortWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnyshortBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnyshortHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
