How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.animalcleanfunnyshort
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.cleanfunnylogicshort
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalfunnyshort
What is common between a dog and a tree?
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.cleanfunny
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a horse’s favorite sport?