funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
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stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
