Riddle #741

When you cross a cow with a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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Tea-Table

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
81.60 %

Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
81.57 %

Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
81.57 %

The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
81.50 %

House's dresses

What clothes does a house wear?
81.48 %

A vicious circle.
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British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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Old man and three sons

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
80.87 %