funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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crazy funny What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
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She was on a crash diet.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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On twitter.
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Because it always waves.
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The bark.
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Jumping to a conclusion.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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