funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
