funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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funny What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
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Silverware.
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The letter W.
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I hear invoices!
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They cell it.
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Quit imagining.
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When the door is open.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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Snowflakes.
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Catch ya later!
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