funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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clean funny What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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Leapfrog.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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It overswept.
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It split.
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If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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It might crack up.
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