funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
