funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because they can't catch it!
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Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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Elephant.
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A pig.
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Because that was the last of August.
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Don't spook until you are spooken too.
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The Mississippi River.
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Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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You're purrr-fect for me!
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At the ‘moo’vies.
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