What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
How do birds communicate?
What do moths study in school?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.