funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
