funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
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punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
