funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
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funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
