funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
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funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
