Riddle #622

What is a worm that does not wriggle?

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?

How do you get the attention of someone you love?

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

What do ghosts wear on their feet?

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

What do you call a zipper on a banana?