funny What is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
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The baaaahamas.
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In the dictionary.
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No one is brave enough to iron them.
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A bird that will talk your ear off.
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Nothing, just run.
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You can't dig half a hole.
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A fruit fly.
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Because a toilet seat was up.
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Because people are dying to get in!
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Your temper.
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