funny What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Because it was not peeling well.
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The chain is not attached to anything.
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Railroad ties.
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I hear invoices!
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It overswept.
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The gold fish.
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Your teeth.
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Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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February because it's the shortest month.
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