funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
