funny What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic tricky A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
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On the river bank.
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Sherlock Bones.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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Stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
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