funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
Similar riddles
See also best riddles or new riddles.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
