What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
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There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What is a tree's favorite drink?