funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
