funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
