funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
