funny What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Show me the answer Share riddle Similar riddles See also best riddles or new riddles .
crazy funny A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid crazy How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny mystery They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle 