funny What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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A Blood Bank.
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No one is brave enough to iron them.
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It's not tied to anything else!
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Good eyesight.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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Because people are dying to get in!
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The baaaahamas.
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In the dictionary.
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Leap Year.
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They log in.
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