funny What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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clean funny mystery They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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A turkey.
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You hang around, I'll go ahead.
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A Jumbo Jet.
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Don't spook until you are spooken too.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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A fruit fly.
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BBBBBBBBB.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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