funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
