funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
