funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
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cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
