Riddle #407

Everyone in the world needs it

Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
70.91 %

The rope you never skip with

Which is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
73.29 %

Loses its head in the morning

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
73.13 %

Where do fish deposit their money

Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
71.35 %

Tiger in fast food

Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
65.24 %

Mr. Jason

Mr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.
71.33 %

Has a head but never weeps

What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
72.17 %
funny

Banan go to the doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
73.80 %

Round Manhole Covers

Why are manhole covers round? Do manhole covers really need to be circular?
Manhole covers are round so that they won't fall through the hole into the sewer below them. No matter how you turn the cover, you won't be able to push the cover through the hole. However, if you were to have square manhole covers, you would be able to rotate the cover such that one of the edges of the square cover is lined up with the diagonal line of the square hole, which would allow the cover to fall through, causing countless problems that the general public would rather avoid.
73.93 %

A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him \$10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
65.13 %