funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.