funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
