funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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crazy funny What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
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Your teeth.
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A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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You hit Rock Bottom.
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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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