funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
