What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What is black and white and read all over?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.