funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
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Leap Year.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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A box of crayonst.
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Itenticle.
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Because, people turn them on.
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It concentrates.
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