funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
