funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
