What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
What is the largest ant in the world?
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.