funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
