funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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Because a corner is 90 degrees.
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The bark.
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Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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A Bulldog.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Sherlock Bones.
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Your mom.
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Depends on what you want to change it into!
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An ail-ligator.
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