funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
