funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
