What is a tree's favorite drink?
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I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.