funny What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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Railroad ties.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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Shall we go for a dip?
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It has two banks.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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Because he found his honey.
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