funny What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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funny stupid What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
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You get buttered up.
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Jumping to a conclusion.
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A flat cat.
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Mount Rushmore.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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Santa Paws.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
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