funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
