What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What is a fish without an eye?
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Which insect is the best in games?