funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
