funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
