funny What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funny How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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