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Don't move, I've got you covered.
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There is an angelfish there!
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Quit imagining.
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The Mississippi River.
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A “b”.
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Squash.
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Mice krispies.
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A trombone.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny what am I Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
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Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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A lost camel!
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