funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
