funny What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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clean funny What does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
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She wanted to be on time.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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A “b”.
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Leap Year.
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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Twig or treat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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Snowflakes.
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