funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
