cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
animalcleanfunnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanfunnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyA magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
animalcleanfunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
