funny What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funny Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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Ice berg-ers!
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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A lawnmooer.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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When it is too heavy to lift.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
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