cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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cleanfunnyshortWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnyprobabilityThere was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanfunnyshortWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanfunnyshortFour men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanfunnyshortIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
