funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
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funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
