funny What is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
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tricky funny What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
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Nothing, just run.
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FSH.
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A sourpuss.
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A gummy bear
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Because he has a black belt.
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In the dictionary.
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I find you very attractive.
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It's not tied to anything else!
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When it is too heavy to lift.
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