cleanshortwhat am I
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.short
I am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanlogicshort
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
What man cannot live inside a house?
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.funnyshort
What do you call a bear without ears?