cleancrazyfunnyshortWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleancrazyfunnyshortWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
logicmathA train leaves from Halifax, Nova Scotia heading towards Vancouver, British Columbia at 120 km/h. Three hours later, a train leaves Vancouver heading towards Halifax at 180 km/h. Assume there's exactly 6000 kilometers between Vancouver and Halifax. When they meet, which train is closer to Halifax?
Both trains would be at the same spot when they meet therefore they are both equally close to Halifax.
cleanshortWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
animalfunnyshortWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanshortIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
cleanshortwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
animalshortwhat am II live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...
Goldfish.
animalcleanshortwhat am II'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.
animalcleanshortI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
