cleanshortwhat am II'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
cleanshortIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
shortI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.
funnyshortWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
cleanlogicshortI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleanfunnylogicIf a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
The President.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleanfunnyshortHow can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyshortWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
