cleanfunnyshortHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
shortwhat am IYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
shortwhat am II have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
cleanshortHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
shortwhat am II have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
shortYou can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?
Your breath.
funnyshortIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
logicshortA farmer lived in a small village. He had three sons. One day he gave $100 dollars to his sons and told them to go to market. The three sons should buy 100 animals for $100 dollars. In the market there were chickens, hens and goats. Cost of a goat is $10, cost of a hen is $5 and cost of a chicken is $0.50.
There should be at least one animal from each group. The farmer’s sons should spend all the money on buying animals. There should be 100 animals, not a single animal more or less! What do the sons buy?
They purchased 100 animals for 100 dollars.
$10 spent to purchase 1 goat.
$45 spent to purchase 9 hens.
$45 spent to purchase 90 chickens.
funnyshortWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
cleanshortIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
