How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.cleanshort
If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.funnyshort
What do you call a bear without ears?
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyshort
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanshortwhat am I
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.