cleanshortwhat am I
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.cleanfunny
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.cleanlogicshort
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.logic
It was a grandeur party. In order to filter the uninvited guests, the security guard was assigned a task to check the secret password. The guests invited by the royal family also were shared with the secret password.
John wasn’t an invited guest. He learned that the password is needed to make an entry. He hides himself and started watching the guests and the security.
The first guest comes. Security told him, TWELVE and the guest replied SIX. He wished him and allowed him to enter.
The second guest comes. Security told him SIX and the guest replied THREE! He was too allowed.
John made an entry as third guest. Security told him EIGHT and John replied FOUR. He was thrown out of the party!
The answer should be five. The password is not half of the digit, but the number that represents the number of digits told by security.cleanshort
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.crazyfunnyshort
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.