There was a railroad crossing without any cars and trucks! Can you spell that without using any "R"?
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.cleanfunny
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.cleanshortwhat am I
I don’t speak, can’t hear or speak anything, but I will always tell the truth. What am I?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.shortwhat am I
I don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.funnyshort
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?animalcleanshort
I have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...