What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.cleanfunny
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.animalshortwhat am I
I visit you every night even if you don't call me. I'm lost every day. What Am I?cleanfunnyshort
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.cleanfunnyshort
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).cleanfunnyshort
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.cleanfunnyshort
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Beth's mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?