Riddle #72

Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?

What kind of ties can you never wear?

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor. Why didn't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?