Riddle #72

Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?

What has a foot but no legs?

What kind of ties can you never wear?

What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?

Where do cows have a party?

There are ten people in a house. Everybody wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assume everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?