simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
