What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.cleanfunnyshort
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.cleanshort
Everyone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence. animalcleanshortwhat am I
I live in the ocean.
I swim wherever I want.
I sing to my family.
I can breathe through a hole in the top of my head.
I am a...funnyshort
It is just something that everybody does at the same time. What is that?
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.