cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
