cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
