cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.