cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
