cleanfunnyWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanfunnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
cleanfunnyThere was a railroad crossing without any cars and trucks! Can you spell that without using any "R"?
T.H.A.T
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
cleanshortWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
cleanIn a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.
shortwhat am II don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
animalshortwhat am II visit you every night even if you don't call me. I'm lost every day. What Am I?
cleanshortWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
Turtle.
