cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
