funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
