Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?