Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?