funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
