When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?