When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.