stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
