stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
