stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
