stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
