stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
