stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
