stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.