stupid punny When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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punny funny stupid Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny stupid What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny What is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny punny What bird can write?
PENguin.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky stupid A plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
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