# Riddle #980

## Girl slips on the ice

When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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## Where did the sheep go on vacation

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
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## Owl's favourite subject

What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
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## Cross a parrot with a shark

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
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stupid

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation: Man: "Hey boss, my password is out of date." Boss: "Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same." Man: "Thanks boss." With that, he went and correctly logged into his station. What was the new password? BONUS: What was his old password? HINT: It is nine letters long. Also, a "password" can be more than one word...
The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
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## Witch at a beach

What you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
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## What do snowmen eat for breakfast

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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## Racing chicken

What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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## Cross a cat with a tree

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
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## Sheep's favorite game

Whats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
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