What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?