punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
