punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
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punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
