funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
