punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
