funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
