funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
