funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.