funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
