Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What you call a witch at a beach?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?