animalcleanfunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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animalfunnyWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
animalfunnyWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnylogicA blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanfunnyshortIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
cleanfunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
