Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
Why was the broom late?
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.