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Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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