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Storm cloud

What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
76.86 %
114 votes

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Condemned to death

A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
88.20 %
48 votes

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Dinner Time

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo.
57.54 %
637 votes

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Lighting the fire

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
87.71 %
46 votes

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28 days

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
85.04 %
56 votes

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A hungry donkey

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
87.46 %
45 votes

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