funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
