funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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Plastic explosives
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Mashed potatoes.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
