funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
