funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
