Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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What do you call a great dog detective?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?