funny Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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A buff-a-loan.
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
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A froghorn.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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A sourpuss.
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In the dictionary.
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Because Noah sat on the deck.
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A flat cat.
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There is an angelfish there!
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