funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
