funny Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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funny punny What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
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Electricity.
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Santa Paws.
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Mice krispies.
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A cricket.
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The gold fish.
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Because the batteries died.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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Ice berg-ers!
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