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Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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66 votes
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A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
74.51 %
139 votes
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Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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80 votes
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